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ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time. life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate through books without standing up to get more books simply wasn't worth living

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 5th, 2026

June 5th, 2026: Okay I know you have many questions so HERE IT IS, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT HERE.

I'm at TCAF this weekend! Mostly just walking around but I do have a panel on Sunday at 11:30am (the Comic Book Gig Economy, in the Bunker on the 3rd floor) and a signing afterwards at 1pm at the Penguin Random House booth, #117! HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

– Ryan

I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF "PARMESAN" WAS PRONOUNCED "PAR-ME-SEE-IAN" AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 3rd, 2026

June 3rd, 2026: This weekend I won some items in a Star Trek auction of Strange New Worlds items and if you're ever wondering where Lieutenant Erica Ortegas' backup beanbag chair lives now, it's in MY house :0

– Ryan

sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that, dogs

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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June 1st, 2026

June 1st, 2026: This comic is inspired by dogs! May they forever be countable.

– Ryan

t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time

Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 29th, 2026

May 29th, 2026: This comic is inspired by ceps! May they forever be countable.

– Ryan

out-of-genre / completely-in-genre covers

Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 27th, 2026

May 27th, 2026: And that completely covers the two types of music it's possible for cover music to be!!

– Ryan

it costs more to go back to 1965 so that's why he chose 1993. a perfect explanation

Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 25th, 2026

May 25th, 2026: Luckily my parents have not been scammed yet but I told them that if I ever call saying I've been arrested and need money for bail immediately, to laugh in my face and hang up. Even if it's true, I deserve a few days in the slammer to cool off!!

– Ryan

we don't know how to swim and we don't know how to not poop our pants every time. being a baby is mortifying and you can't even explain yourself

Fri, 22 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 22nd, 2026

May 22nd, 2026: If we look at how "$" is pronounced there may be some clues we can use here.

– Ryan

do scarecrows scare crow's scarecrows' scared crows

Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 20th, 2026

May 20th, 2026: Some days you post your dreams onto social media and they get turned into a song and it is AMAZING.

– Ryan

ladies, gentlemen... it is my pleasure to introduce to you: your new craving

Mon, 18 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 18th, 2026

May 18th, 2026: Some days you post your dreams onto social media and they get turned into a song and it is AMAZING.

– Ryan

don't forget to budget for the hours and hours it takes to properly assemble, prepare, and enjoy one (1) coffee

Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700


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May 15th, 2026

May 15th, 2026: I ran this comic past one of my Warhammer buddies and asked "Is $5000 an appropriate number here? Should it be $1000 instead?" and he said no. He said $5000 was the most accurate number. Shout out to all my Warhammer buddies and your what I can only presume is extremely hardcore budgeting!!

– Ryan